Something today inspired me to go hunting for a little thing Jen and I wrote as college freshman extremely frustrated with the men we talked to on the phone. (Aside: These lost Web treasures are exactly why I keep meaning to redesign/reorganize my personal Web site.)
Anyway, please note this has been untouched/unedited since it was first penned in early 1996, and that it was very much a collaborative effort between Jen and I.
With that caveat, I proudly present A single man’s guide to phone etiquette.