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Top Ten Reasons Dogs Do Not Use Computers

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(It is too hard to type with paws.)

9. “Sit” and “stay” were hard enough. “Delete” and “save” are out of the question!

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal-paw syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail-wagging is a dead giveway she/he has been browsing at www.purina.com.

5. Fire-hydrant icon is frustrating to boy dogs.

4. He/she can’t help attacking the screen when he/she hears, “You’ve Got Mail.”

3. It’s too messy to mark every Web site he/she visits.

2. “Fetch” command not available on all platforms.

1. Cannot stick his/her head out of WINDOWS 98.

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