Witness this e-mail I got today:
Please, I loved your picture. But I have a problem. I can not believe that anyone with such a beautiful smile and pleasant look could be so dumb. If Sex is all you want and need, Why did you not say so? PS- Teachers should not be paid. I sure hope you have enough gumption to not respond to this post…. besides I am way too old for you. Even though I know you would love me, its best to just let this float away unanswered. Thanks in advance. Here is wishing you a great week. and God Bless America.
Seriously?! WTF?!
I KNOW!! Sheesh!
It's the God Bless America part that does it for me. I end all my romantic correspondence that way.