Gary tipped me off to this quiz, which I just took, and which declares I’m 65% southerner, or “Just under the Mason-Dixon Line.” Sounds about right.
And as for the spelling test (who could resist?), I only managed an 85%. However, I would just like to say (for the record) that I fundamentally believe the “correct” response on several of those words varies according to questions of style.
Really, it just pissed me off. 😉