These are just a few lines I heard in various contexts (not the least of which was the completely hilarious Will Ferrell movie, “Anchorman”) today that I strongly feel ought to appear in everyday conversation more often. In the interest of full disclosure, I should mention that some (if not most) of these have undoubtedly been tainted by my legendarily poor memory, but you get the jist. In no particular order:
- I just want to be *on* you.
- San Diego is German for “whale’s vagina.”
- Actually, I was just trying to impress you. I don’t think anyone knows what it [San Diego] means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
- Great Odin’s raven!
- Son of a bee-sting!
- I’m storming your castle on my steed, m’lady.
- Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
- Fancy a quick snog?
The last one’s my favorite, though. 🙂