I may never stop chuckling over a conversation today at Sam’s in Plano. Daniel and I were there looking for Halloween decorations (and candy) appropriate for his party next weekend … and he was showing me a paper shredder he likes (it destroys CDs and credit cards in addition to shredding paper) and a stainless-steel top-loading kitchen garbage can that he also thinks is cool.
LIZ: “But the opening isn’t big enough. You couldn’t … umm … a milk jug wouldn’t fit through the top.”
{ Liz demonstrates the opening is too small for a milk jug. }
DANIEL: “But we’d recycle a milk jug anyway, so it doesn’t matter.”
Ok, so I know nobody else will understand why that is so ridiculously funny to me. But it is.