White rabbits!

My favorite English teacher in high school told me once that if the first thing you say on the first day of the month is “White rabbits,” you’ll have a lucky month. Silly, but hey — who am I to question? Welcome to March. The month of spring break, a visit from an old friend, …

egads. babies.

Last night, I had a dream that I had a dream that I had a baby. And in my dream-within-a-dream, I was happy beyond words. Until I found out that, while I was conked out from the c-section drugs, Daniel had named the baby “Michael David.” And I nearly clobbered him. Then I woke up …

funny haiku

Cingular has a commercial on the radio right now that I find very funny. The premise is that a daughter is in college and her dad is freaking out about how much it’s costing. It ends with him complaining about spending $2,000 for a poetry class, at which time he says, “You want poetry? How …

wow.

So, this is really a practicum liz thing to blog about, but golly gosh darnit, you get it here instead. A woman who had called during my first hour (when I was actually, sniff, AT the reference desk) with a panicked need for information came in shortly after I moved back to a cube, and …